Monday, January 29, 2018

This is still the best thing I've written about the Trump presidency

written a few weeks after the election

Who would have made a better president: an abridged list

Michelle Obama
Dolly Parton
George Takei
A car full of clowns
A clown full of cars
President Camacho
Detective McNulty from season 1 of the Wire mumbling “the fuck did I do?” for four years
Bob Mould
My cat (either one)
David Byrne (except he was born in Scotland so he can't be president; let's keep this realistic)
Tig Notaro
Margaret Cho
Your mom
Sherman Alexie
Ta-nehisi Coates
The guy driving my bus right now (probably)
The disembodied voice in Wii Fit who says “that's overweight!”
An actual sack of Cheetos
An actual sack of shit
An actual sack of weed
Cheech Marin
Willie Nelson
A cantaloupe

Hillary Clinton

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

My toes hurt

I have kept this comic strip since I clipped it from the Sunday paper in 1995.

Here it is. As relevant as ever.

As a bonus, it appears to have been published on my 20th birthday.

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Or is it "phone-esque?"

"Phone-y" is the new "phony."

I should re-read The Catcher In The Rye through this lens.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Tolerable living through chemistry

Ah, middle age. When you don't know how your body will betray you each day so you commute with -- hang on -- five types of pills. Yet you somehow still need birth control. Make that six.